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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin  
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin
I  
I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?  
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I  
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
420  
420
I  
I'm Tripping on Lactic Acid.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.  
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
If God dropped acid, would he see people?  
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
A six pack to you is just a six pack... To me its life support!  
A six pack to you is just a six pack... To me its life support!
If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?  
If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive!  
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive!
If you can remember Woodstock, then you weren  
If you can remember Woodstock, then you weren't there
And on the 8th day, God sobered up!  
And on the 8th day, God sobered up!
If you drink like a fish - swim, don  
If you drink like a fish - swim, don't drive
Another dopeless hope fiend!  
Another dopeless hope fiend!
If You Drink Like A Fish Swim, Don  
If You Drink Like A Fish Swim, Don't Drive
Anti-Sobriety Activist On Board  
Anti-Sobriety Activist On Board
If you drink, don  
If you drink, don't park Accidents cause people
Are you stoned or just stupid?  
Are you stoned or just stupid?
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!  
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust Life is Too Short, So PARTY We Must!  
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust Life is Too Short, So PARTY We Must!
Instant idiot Just add alcohol  
Instant idiot Just add alcohol
BARTENDERS DO IT ON THE ROCKS  
BARTENDERS DO IT ON THE ROCKS
Just doob it  
Just doob it
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss  
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss
KISS MY CHAIN SMOKING ASS  
KISS MY CHAIN SMOKING ASS
Beauty is in the eye Of the beer holder  
Beauty is in the eye Of the beer holder
Life  
Life's too short to drink cheap whiskey The night is too long to drink expensive Scotch
Beer Solves at Least as Many Problems as Milk  
Beer Solves at Least as Many Problems as Milk
Marijuana is nature  
Marijuana is nature's way of saying HIGH
BEER: Helping the ugly get laid since... FOREVER!  
BEER: Helping the ugly get laid since... FOREVER!
My Aunt Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Aunt Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
BEER: It  
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
My Dad Was Killed By a Drunk Driver  
My Dad Was Killed By a Drunk Driver
BEER: It  
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
My Daughter Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Daughter Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
But why is the rum gone?  
But why is the rum gone?
My drinking team has a bowling problem.  
My drinking team has a bowling problem.
Chile Addict  
Chile Addict
My Father Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Father Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Clinton Should Have Inhaled  
Clinton Should Have Inhaled
My Friend Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Friend Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Conserve Water Drink Wine  
Conserve Water Drink Wine
My Grandfather Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Grandfather Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Daddy drinks because you cry  
Daddy drinks because you cry
My Grandmother Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Grandmother Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
DAMM: Drunks against Mad Mothers.  
DAMM: Drunks against Mad Mothers.
My honor student can drink yours under the table!  
My honor student can drink yours under the table!
Denial Works For Me  
Denial Works For Me
my mommy  
my mommy's crack cocaine is better than your mommy's crack cocaine
Don  
Don't Blame Me . . . I was blotto on election day
My Mother Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Mother Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Don  
Don't Blame Me... I was in a drunken stupor on election day
My Son Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Son Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Don  
Don't Drink and Drive Smoke and fly!
My Uncle Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Uncle Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Don  
Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and drop your beer!
No Amount of Liquor Will Get You Into My Genes  
No Amount of Liquor Will Get You Into My Genes
Don  
Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill your drink!
Nobody is ugly after 2 A.M.  
Nobody is ugly after 2 A.M.
Don  
Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Only Users Lose Drugs  
Only Users Lose Drugs
Don  
Don't Drive Drunk
Reality is a crutch for people who can  
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs
Dopeless Sex Fiend  
Dopeless Sex Fiend
Reality is a crutch for people who can  
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Drink your beer... There are starving drunks in Ethiopia  
Drink your beer... There are starving drunks in Ethiopia
Reality is an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol.  
Reality is an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol.
Drugs Suck A Lot  
Drugs Suck A Lot
Rehab Is For Quitters  
Rehab Is For Quitters
Get stoned - Drink liquid cement  
Get stoned - Drink liquid cement
REHAB Is for Quitters  
REHAB Is for Quitters
Gimme another beer, you  
Gimme another beer, you're still ugly!
Rehab is for quitters  
Rehab is for quitters
God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.  
God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Remember When Gas was Cheaper Than Beer? CELEBRATE!!!  
Remember When Gas was Cheaper Than Beer? CELEBRATE!!!
Grow your own dope Plant a man  
Grow your own dope Plant a man
ROOT BEER WHAT A CRUEL JOKE...  
ROOT BEER WHAT A CRUEL JOKE...
Have You Had Your Beer Today?  
Have You Had Your Beer Today?
Saturday has a morning?  
Saturday has a morning?
Have You Hugged Your Beer Today?  
Have You Hugged Your Beer Today?
Second-Hand Smoke Kills I  
Second-Hand Smoke Kills I'm Counting On It
Help! I  
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
She was only a moonshiner  
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I loved her still
HEMP IS A PLANT BUSH IS A DOPE  
HEMP IS A PLANT BUSH IS A DOPE
Smoking - think of it as evolution in action.  
Smoking - think of it as evolution in action.
HOW  
HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-22-DRUNK
Support wildlife, throw a party!  
Support wildlife, throw a party!
Hugs For Drugs  
Hugs For Drugs
Take Me Drunk, I  
Take Me Drunk, I'm Home
HUGS NOT DRUGS  
HUGS NOT DRUGS
Taking a Trip Not Taking a Trip!  
Taking a Trip Not Taking a Trip!
I ain  
I ain't smoking no beer occifer
Thank You For Smoking Pot  
Thank You For Smoking Pot
I am not an Alcoholic, I  
I am not an Alcoholic, I'm a Drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
That  
That's it? That's all LSD does? Stupid Hippies!
I don  
I don't do drugs anymore. I get the same effect just standing up really fast.
The closest I ever got to 4.0 in college was my blood alchohol content  
The closest I ever got to 4.0 in college was my blood alchohol content
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life  
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.  
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
I have a drinking problem - I can  
I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
the liver is evil it must be punished  
the liver is evil it must be punished
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.  
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
There  
There's One Thing to Celebrate About Gas Prices... Beer is Cheaper than Gas!
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.  
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
There  
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
I LOVE MY ALCOHOLIC FAMILY  
I LOVE MY ALCOHOLIC FAMILY
Time isn  
Time isn't wasted if you're wasted all the time!
I LOVE MY ALCOHOLIC FAMILY IT  
I LOVE MY ALCOHOLIC FAMILY IT'S THEIR AA PROGRAM THAT I HATE
To you it  
To you it's a 6 pack To me its a support group
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn  
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
When No Longer Able to Sit Up and Drink Beer Please Remove Feeding Tube  
When No Longer Able to Sit Up and Drink Beer Please Remove Feeding Tube
I said  
I said 'no' to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
You  
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on
I  
I'm as jober as a sudge
Zero to naked in 5.1 beers.  
Zero to naked in 5.1 beers.

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